There’s one important lesson in life. You won’t learn it during your teenage years when you think that everything you do is right and that everyone else is wrong.
You may not even learn it till later on in life..
But the most important thing in life is that your mum is always right. And you should always listen to what she has to say because it might save you making rash decisions.
No matter how many arguments you may have with her, and no matter how loud you might shout at her, and no matter what kind of hell you put her through, she’ll always be there to give you the best advice anyone can give you.
Mum advice.
And you realise its because she’s been there before, she’s done it all and she knows how bad some situations can be. Which is why she’ll never judge you on some of the decisions you make.
When you realise just how right she was all those years ago when you had the big argument with her the only thing you’ll want to do is give her a big hug and tell her how sorry you are for not listening, even though she’ll already know it, because she went through the same thing with her mum as well.
So, holy shit.
I don’t usually post on here because I like living my life in small status updates. But I though I’d post this.
We got fucking broken into this morning.
THIS MORNING! At 10.35.
I must admit though, the guy probably wasn’t expecting anyone home.
He managed to grab a laptop (4 year old Vaio) from the living room before making his way into the hallway (probably to get to the bedroom to find about £3k worth of electronics) Only to be met with me. A very sleepy Jazzi. In a very zombiefied state of trance.
He proceeded to fun the fuck away. With the laptop.
Note to self…
Remember, if you text your boyfriend while your in the shower that your phone isn’t water proof… And your hands will be wet.




